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THE CHAI BRIEF

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Good morning. In a plot twist fit for political theater, Bihar’s roadside VVPAT slips turned out to be mock ballot debris, not voter fraud confetti. While officials suspended a presiding officer for botching the paperwork cleanup, the Election Commission assured everyone that the real votes are safer than a magician’s secret. Cue opposition demands: “Encore investigation, please!” MARKET ▼ SENSEX 83216.28 -0.11% ▼ NIFTY 50 25492.3 -0.07% ▼ NASDAQ 23004.537 -0.21% ▲ USD to INR 88.66 0.01% ▲...

Good morning. Politics and steel tariffs make strange bedfellows: A U.S. Supreme Court ruling just yanked Trump’s “national security” tariffs, leaving India’s $7.3B export lifeline dangling. Imagine revoking a Monopoly “Get Out of Jail Free” card mid-game—suddenly, cheaper global metals flood the board, undercutting Indian industries. While trade tensions cool, New Delhi’s exporters face a high-stakes pivot: diversify or brace for cheaper competitors. MARKET ▼ SENSEX 83216.28 -0.11% ▼ NIFTY...

Good morning. Singtel is selling a sliver of its Bharti Airtel stake—just 0.8% for ₹10,300 crore—like downsizing from a bucket of popcorn to a large soda but keeping prime cinema seats. The move funds data centers and infrastructure bets, hinting they’re prepping for India’s 5G marathon. Shares wobbled, but analysts say it’s less "exit strategy," more "strategic snack break." MARKET ▼ SENSEX 83311.01 -0.18% ▼ NIFTY 50 25509.7 -0.34% ▼ NASDAQ 23053.992 -1.90% ▲ USD to INR 88.648 0.00% ▲ Asian...